What would happen if I smoked my vape pen on a plane?

Smoking a vape pen on a commercial airplane is illegal and extremely dangerous. Here's exactly what would happen:

Immediate alarm: Vape vapor will trigger the smoke detectors in the lavatory or cabin. Within seconds, the flight crew will be alerted to the exact location.

Confrontation by crew: At least one flight attendant will confront you immediately. They are trained to treat any vapor or smoke as a potential fire emergency.

Federal penalties: In the U.S., vaping on a plane violates FAA regulations (14 CFR 91.17 & 121.663) and can result in fines up to $37,000 per violation. You could face federal charges, arrest upon landing by FBI or airport police, and placement on the federal no-fly list.

Flight diversion: The pilots may choose to divert the plane to the nearest airport, landing you in a city you didn't plan to visit. You would be removed and detained, likely delaying hundreds of passengers.

Confiscation and ban: The airline will confiscate the vape and any batteries. You'll be banned from that airline for life, and other airlines may also refuse you service.

Bottom line: Don't do it. If you need nicotine during a long flight, use nicotine patches, gum, or lozenges - all are allowed and won't get you arrested at 30,000 feet.